Saturday, February 21, 2009

another one bites the dust...

the latest on the dating trail:

hi
i am forigner live in SZ at hua qiang bei
i am looking for a sex partner and someone who can enhance my Zhongwen, i am fluent in English also.

please let me know if you are interristed...

zai jian!!


Do I want my Zhongwen enhanced?? Could I even perform this act for someone else??? The mind boggles....

7 comments:

mancsoulsister said...

I googled but am still none the wiser. Here is hoping it doesn't involve the contents of a greengrocers or small rodents!

Anon Y Mouse said...

vegetables are very good for you......

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Mummy said...

What I love about this is that the only thing I could verify, that he is fluent in English, is so clearly false that one would have to assume it all is.

Bless him for trying though

Stefanicus Maximatos Gluteus Minimus et al said...

I am feeling quietly extremely confident that I could enhance this person's Zhongwen really very considerably. Please put me in touch!

slumdog said...

hi poobah, just wanted to say your "suitor" wanted his "chinese" enhanced. "Zhong wen" just means the "chinese language" (中文) in mandarin.
sounds like he's a westerner thinking you're chinese! ;-)

Grande Poobah said...

A mystery solved Slumdog! Many thanks. Sadly - for this guy - I won't be enhancing his Zhongwen any time soon - traditional or simplified.